5 - [video]

[Oh look, it's baby's first video recording.]

[And boy does she look annoyed.]

Hi.

I really do not like doing PSAs but hey. A guy pulling a gun on you kind of makes it necessary.

My name is Kara. I'm from Chicago. I haven't even met anyone named Angelina, and I think I'd freaking remember someone with my face. Okay?

Oh, and, one more thing -- since this is also apparently an issue? The closest I've ever been to homicidal maniac was the day I found the spider nest in my bathroom.

We clear?