5 - [video]

[salamandher]

[Oh look, it's baby's first video recording.]

[And boy does she look annoyed.]

Hi.

I really do not like doing PSAs but hey. A guy pulling a gun on you kind of makes it necessary.

My name is Kara. I'm from Chicago. I haven't even met anyone named Angelina, and I think I'd freaking remember someone with my face. Okay?

Oh, and, one more thing -- since this is also apparently an issue? The closest I've ever been to homicidal maniac was the day I found the spider nest in my bathroom.

We clear?

Comments

[thenotmagician]

[the only thing Zeke got out of that was]

I thought your name was Makenna.

[salamandher]

It is.

[thenotmagician]

But--

[NEVERMIND, ZEKE. Just. Never mind.

Also it's just now registering that she said she'd had a gun pulled on her. Crapzilla.]

Anyway, are y'alright? The guy didn't hurt ya or anything?

[salamandher]

I'm pissed off, but no. He didn't shoot. The gun almost melted in his hands, thankfully.

[thenotmagician]

Well shit. That's pretty lucky. Did ya happen to catch the guy's name?

[salamandher]

No.

I think he answers to "Asshole with a gun" though.

[thenotmagician]

Does sound pretty fitting.

[salamandher]

I thought so, yes.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

Whoa, is everything alright? What happened?

[Audio]

[salamandher]

Some asshole decided he wanted to play cowboy cop first, and ask questions later. That's what.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

Wait, did you shoot you? Are you okay?

[Worry worry worry.]

[Audio]

[salamandher]

I half-melted his gun, so no, he didn't shoot.

I'm pissed off, is what I am.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

Okay that's good. Not, you being pissed off I mean, the part where he didn't shoot. That's good.

[Wait, what was that about melting his gun?]

Um, how exactly did you do that to his gun?

[Audio]

[salamandher]

Deep breaths, there, big man. No one's dying. Calm down.

...

I tried to set it on fire.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

With what? A blowtorch or something?

[Do they even have one here?]

[Audio]

[salamandher]

Good. Don't pop a vein.

Nope. With my mind.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

...Really?

[She's not just messing with him is she?]

[Audio]

[salamandher]

Really really.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

[Holy crap she's a superhero.]

That's...kinda awesome actually. How?

[Audio]

[salamandher]

... Let's just say 'magic', okay?

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

If you say so.

So you can set anything on fire then?

[Audio]

[salamandher]

Pretty much. If I try really hard and think happy, burning thoughts.

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

I wouldn't think burning thoughts would be happy thoughts but alright.

[Audio]

[salamandher]

Don't like campfires?

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

I uh, don't have many good memories around them.