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[salamandher]

[Okay, posts about burned patches. Seeing the actual burned patches... Burned hand prints...]

[Someone's got to say something.]



It wasn't me.



[... Smooth, Kara. Really smooth.]

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[thenotmagician]

Well that's one suspect off th'list.

[salamandher]

Good. Glad we cleared that up.

[thenotmagician]

You're keepin' safe?

[salamandher]

Is there some reason I wouldn't be?

[thenotmagician]

Just wanted t'make sure.

[salamandher]

All... right?

[thenotmagician]

Can't be too careful when weird shit starts goin' on.

[salamandher]

I'm used to 'weird shit'. I can handle it.

[thenotmagician]

I'm thinkin' that's what most people like ta say.

[salamandher]

Yeah, well, I'm not most people.

[thenotmagician]

I think that's also what alotta people say.

[salamandher]

Good for a lot of people.

They're not me.

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[dontfeartheme]

Do people usually blame you when things catch on fire?

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[salamandher]

More often than you'd think.

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[dontfeartheme]

See, that just makes me more inclined to wonder about your denial.

[She's teasing. Mostly.]

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[salamandher]

Well, that's not helpful.

But seriously. I didn't do it.

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[dontfeartheme]

I didn't think you did, at least until this post. There's other ways of having some fun.

...granted, I can't think of many of them in this fucking castle.

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[salamandher]

Call it a knee-jerk reaction.

... I guess there's always gardening.

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[dontfeartheme]

Should I be watching for future fires, then?

...It's sad that I'm not thinking of anything much better.

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[salamandher]

Yeah, not from me.

... Fishing?

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[dontfeartheme]

At least that's one person off the list.

That's slightly better, even if the only thing here's a bloody lake.

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[salamandher]

You bet.

... What's wrong with the lake?

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[dontfeartheme]

It's not an ocean.

[Bitch, bitch.]

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[salamandher]

So we can't catch sharks...?

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[dontfeartheme]

There's no waves, no tides to contend with. Bloody boring, lakes are.

...though in this place, I wouldn't be surprised if there were sharks in the lake.

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[salamandher]

Yeah, but you don't get swept out to sea, either.

... Fuck.

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[dontfeartheme]

Oh, but that's just fun.

[She's mostly joking, but hell, she'd even take that.]

Yeah. Fucking castle.