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[salamandher]

[The comm clicks on to a clipped, annoyed female voice. There are footsteps in the background, and her voice is echoing. She's on the move, but where exactly she's going is anyone's guess, at this point.]

Okay. I get it. Alternate universe, right? I tripped in the shower, fell into the refrigerator, accidentally summoned up a gateway to Cthulhu's penthouse suite. That's... usually the story.

What's the ritual or the quest to get out again? Barring that, where's the sacred whatsit I've got to pick up to open the door again?

[A pause.]

That's... assuming someone's around to actually hear this... and I'm not just talking to myself.

[There's a shaky inhalation.]

Jacob?

Comments

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

No. Once there was that thing with mushrooms. Shitake mushrooms, not the other kind.

Yeah, you know? Considering how many people answered this message? You're really not the only one.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that this is their first time.

[Except Alice, of course, but Kim likes Alice.]

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Still. Means you're not the only one, doesn't it?

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

....sure.

[Ugh. People. Why does she TALK to PEOPLE?]

Well, have fun.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Oh, I will. I'm sure I'll find some kind of horrific adventure somewhere.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

Define 'horrific,' in this context?

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

A severe lack of bad Chinese takeout.

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

...

[What.]

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

[autodidacticone.livejournal.com]

[Don't be too impressed with yourself, it takes basically nothing to freak Kimmi out, socially]

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